You paranormal writers might want to stop by the bookstore tomorrow to get a glimpse of a genuine zombie at work.
Cutting
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and hit the delete key.
Open Doors
Once you open the door and reveal the hidden threat, its power is gone…
Spontaneous or sloppy?
We’ll see what I think of all this inspired spontaneity when I go back and reread the manuscript.
Imaginary Friends
Deeeeeeeeep breath. This is scary.
Moose-cular
How do animals like this survive in the wild? It’s not like he can buy a Corvette.
Falling Down
I am soooo not athletic. The last time I went skiing, I got a concussion. And I was standing still!
“A Little Pitchy, Dawg”
My career as a writer has taken on a kind of backwards Benjamin Button progression.
In Love!
I’m so in love with the characters that I can’t wait to get home from work and punch them up on the computer and dive back into their world.
Pink Blackberry Dreams
My boyfriend bought a pink Blackberry.
Guilty Pleasures
They say admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery–and God knows, I need to recover.
Time Flies
I have a problem with time. There simply isn’t enough of it.
Sasquatch Dreams
I dreamed I was at a writing conference, pitching a book about a search for Bigfoot.
The Call
I’m floating on a ridiculous pink cloud of euphoria, with forest animals dancing some ridiculous Walt Disney dance in adorable unison to a serenading all-animal oompah band in a sunshiney meadow.
Throbbing Manhood
Romance novelists have special problems normal people never have to deal with.